"Porcelain Throne"

After a day filled with battle

I want a home that’s my own

You know my home is my castle

I’ve got a porcelain throne

I like to raise my own tomatoes

And pick an apple off the tree

We’ve got sixteen head of cattle

I know the city is not for me

I like to sit out on the front porch

With my feet up in the air

Sipping on a cold one

Loving my dog who really cares

You know my home is my castle

I’ve got a porcelain throne

After a day filled with battle

I want a home that’s my own

There’s a grill in the backyard

And I can play my music loud

With neighbors so far away

They don’t’ complain about the sound

No one can see us when we skinny dip

My beer belly is big and proud

I remember what my Daddy said

About partying hard and being loud

You know my home is my castle

I’ve got a porcelain throne

After a day filled with battle

I want a home that’s my own

We shoot targets in the backyard

Fish in the pond that I own

Life isn’t always what it seems

Beer chasing down some Jimmy Beam

You know my home is my castle

I’ve got a porcelain throne

After a day filled with battle

I want a home of my own

Every castle has to have a throne

Every castle has to have a throne

© 2012 Paul Mize