Went to LA for a nice vacation
Now I’m leavin and I’m on probation
Tell you what they weren’t even jokin
Made me feel just like Lindsey Lohan
When I got here thought I’d made the big time
Shootin shots with a twist of sweet lime
Hangin out where Arnold pumped his iron
Getting hungry smellin eggs a fryin
Across the street was a local diner
My stomach said it wouldn’t get no finer
Stuck my hand into my empty pocket
My plastic watch couldn’t even hock it
Ran in the street just to get away
Only knew that I was there to play
Went to LA for a nice vacation
When I left I was on probation
Hurt like hell when they cuffed me
Made me drop all my healthy green tea
Tell you what they weren’t even jokin
Made me feel just like Lindsey Lohan
That man the judge he just slammed his gavel
For ninety days I’ll be shovelin gravel
Leavin LA and I’m on probation
All I wanted was a nice vacation
Tell you what they weren’t even jokin
Made me feel just like Lindsey Lohan
Went to LA for a nice vacation
Now I’m leavin and I’m on probation
Went to LA for a nice vacation
Now I’m leavin and I’m on probation
Paul Mize © 2011
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