Friday, July 15, 2011

Paraprosdokians of the Day

“The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some great ideas!”


Do not let your alligator mouth overwhelm your hummingbird ass................


All things come to he who waits if he works like hell while he waits. It says all things.  I'm not sure I want all things. Could I just choose?


I was born in the South.  My family has been in America since 1629.  Why do people say I have an accent?  (dodge the alligator)

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